Creamed Kale with Cream Cheese (Jalapeno Popper Style!)

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5.0

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  • Prep Time

    10 mins

  • Cook Time

    10 mins

  • Total Time

    30 mins

  • Servings

    4 servings

  • Calories

    292 kcal

  • Course

    Side Dish

  • Cuisine

    American

Creamed Kale with Cream Cheese (Jalapeno Popper Style!)

Your kale-hating friends won’t hate this creamed kale dish, with its jalapeno heat and cream cheese-y goodness.

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Ingredients

Servings
  • 7-8 ounces kale center stalks removed (weighed using a food scale)
  • 2 tablespoons butter (or bacon grease)
  • 1 cup ½ and ½
  • 3 tablespoons cream cheese
  • ½ medium yellow onion minced
  • 2-3 cloves garlic minced
  • 4 jalapeños minced (remove pith and seeds to reduce spiciness)
  • salt to taste
  • pepper to taste

Optional Toppings

  • 3-4 strips Bacon chopped into bacon bits
  • ¼ cup bread crumbs (or crushed up croutons)
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Instructions

  1. Melt butter (or bacon grease) in a large pot over medium heat.
  2. Add onion, garlic, and jalapenos and cook over medium heat for 3 minutes, stirring occasionally.
  3. Add cream cheese and stir until melted.
  4. Add ½ and ½,  then toss all of the kale in. Use tongs to help coat the kale in the creamy mixture and encourage wilting. Cover for 2 minutes, then rotate the kale with the tongs.
  5. Repeat this process (rotating the kale, then covering the kale for 2 minutes) for around 15 minutes or until kale becomes tender and the cream thickens. Once you’ve achieved tender, creamy kale, turn off the burner. Add salt and pepper until seasoned to your liking.
  6. Let sit for 1-2 minutes to cool and thicken further.
  7. Sprinkle on bacon bits and/or breadcrumbs or crushed croutons.
  8. Serve to your kale-hating friends with smug satisfaction.

Notes

  • Many recipes for jalapeno poppers also include cheddar cheese, but I left it out here because this dish is on the heavy (read: comforting) side. I recommend pairing with a lean protein like pork loin or chicken breast. 
  • Leftovers reheat well - just put 'em in a pan over medium heat, stirring occasionally until heated through. 
  • *Nutrition information was calculated using an online nutrition calculator and should be considered estimates.

Nutrition Information

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Calories 292kcal (15%) Carbohydrates 13g (4%) Protein 7g (14%) Fat 24g (37%) Saturated Fat 12g (60%) Polyunsaturated Fat 2g Monounsaturated Fat 7g Trans Fat 0.3g Cholesterol 58mg (19%) Sodium 302mg (13%) Potassium 375mg (11%) Fiber 3g (12%) Sugar 5g (10%) Vitamin A 5649IU (113%) Vitamin C 65mg (72%) Calcium 224mg (22%) Iron 1mg (6%)

Nutrition Facts

Serving: 4servings

Amount Per Serving

Calories 292 kcal

% Daily Value*

Calories 292kcal 15%
Carbohydrates 13g 4%
Protein 7g 14%
Fat 24g 37%
Saturated Fat 12g 60%
Polyunsaturated Fat 2g 12%
Monounsaturated Fat 7g 35%
Trans Fat 0.3g 15%
Cholesterol 58mg 19%
Sodium 302mg 13%
Potassium 375mg 8%
Fiber 3g 12%
Sugar 5g 10%
Vitamin A 5649IU 113%
Vitamin C 65mg 72%
Calcium 224mg 22%
Iron 1mg 6%

* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

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